Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Best of Andy Bernard

"When I was in college,
I used to get wicked hammered.
My nickname was Puke.
I would chug a fifth of SoCo,
sneak into a frat party,
polish off a few people's empties,
some brewskis,
some jello shots,
do some body shots off myself,
pass out.
Wake up the next morning,
more SoCo,
head to class.
Probably would have gotten expelled had I let it affect my grades
but I aced all my courses.
They called me Ace.
It was totally awesome.
I got straight Bs.
They called me buzz."
-Andy Bernard

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