Friday, November 26, 2010

Karen Black

As an aspiring actress with a terrible and, consequently, incurable type of "lazy-eye" (specifically known as Duane's Retraction Syndrome in my case), beautiful, oscar-nominated actress of yesteryear, Karen Black reminds me that nothing is impossible, even for those of us with a squint.
Its pretty visible here, You can see how her irises are slightly misaligned. I had to look really hard. But, I guess that is all some people can see. I just read this on a message board:

"True Story: When I saw her in Airport 75, she played a stewardess how lands a plane...the woman sitting behind me stage whispered, 'How can someone whose cross-eyed land a 747?'"

If I didn't know, I would never, in a million years have guessed that she was cross-eyed like me.
Thank you Ms. Black, for inspiring me everyday, and helping to give me the courage to pursue my dreams!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Best of Andy Bernard

"When I was in college,
I used to get wicked hammered.
My nickname was Puke.
I would chug a fifth of SoCo,
sneak into a frat party,
polish off a few people's empties,
some brewskis,
some jello shots,
do some body shots off myself,
pass out.
Wake up the next morning,
more SoCo,
head to class.
Probably would have gotten expelled had I let it affect my grades
but I aced all my courses.
They called me Ace.
It was totally awesome.
I got straight Bs.
They called me buzz."
-Andy Bernard

Sunday, November 21, 2010


A small homage to one of the greatest (most underrated) couples on television and the main reason I continue to watch The Office. Oh and the best part... they are dating in real life!
As Snooki and Justin Beiber
Classic quotes:

"Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun. And I'm learning that fun for Kelly is getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me." - Ryan Howard

"Oh long term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together. But don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything, I mean I'm not a slut, but who knows"
-Kelly Kapoor

Ryan: One beer, and one 7 and 7 with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
Jim: So that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?
(Ryan lets his defeated face speak for him.)

One has to wonder why Ryan keeps coming back. My guess is that Kelly is insane in bed.