Best of Andy Bernard

"When I was in college,

I used to get wicked hammered.

My nickname was Puke.

I would chug a fifth of SoCo,

sneak into a frat party,

polish off a few people's empties,

some brewskis,

some jello shots,

do some body shots off myself,

pass out.

Wake up the next morning,

boot,

rally,

more SoCo,

head to class.

Probably would have gotten expelled had I let it affect my grades

but I aced all my courses.

They called me Ace.

It was totally awesome.

I got straight Bs.

They called me buzz."

-Andy Bernard

RYAN and KELLY!

A small homage to one of the greatest (most underrated) couples on television and the main reason I continue to watch The Office. Oh and the best part... they are dating in real life!

As Snooki and Justin Beiber

Classic quotes:

"Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun. And I'm learning that fun for Kelly is getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me." - Ryan Howard

"Oh long term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together. But don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything, I mean I'm not a slut, but who knows"

-Kelly Kapoor

Ryan: One beer, and one 7 and 7 with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.

Jim: So that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?

(Ryan lets his defeated face speak for him.)

One has to wonder why Ryan keeps coming back. My guess is that Kelly is insane in bed.

Hans Bellmer (This Seriously Twisted Surrealist is One of My All-Time Favorites)

New Movie from Feminist Director Catherine Breillat "Bluebeard"

Some Great Performances

Robert Downey Jr. as Charlie Chaplin in Chaplin

Gary Oldman and Chole Webb as Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungon in Sid and Nancy

Winona Ryder as Joe March in The Little Women

Mary Stuart Masterson as Watts in Some Kind of Wonderful

Toby Stephens as Edward Rochester in Jane Eyre

Vivian Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara

Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire

Johnny Depp in Benny and Joon

Daniel Day Lewis as Christie Brown in My Left Foot

Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy

Old School Crushes

Dick Van Dyke

Jack Lemmon

Jimmy Stewart

Clark Gable

Grottos